A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.
When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.
by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 20, 2020
by Martin Luther king jr December 03, 2019
Noun - A child born of incest (aka mommy and daddy are siblings), probably gonna have genetic issues.
Adjective - milky
Adjective - milky
"Did those sibling janitors have a kid together? Cause that boy looks like a milk dud!"
"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"
"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"
by Redwii6959 April 12, 2016
by kress722 April 04, 2024
…|“but she had milk duds”| …|“Hey! Neither of us would be here if it wasn’t for those milk duds”|…|“Check out those milk duds!”|…
by saila June 06, 2025
by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021
ned flanders opens a door to find him. moe smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.
marge smpols: okay bart your turn your turn!
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha
by elsqued October 29, 2024