dud

Dumb Ugly Dick

Person1: dude your dad looks like a dud

Person 2: no your dads a dumb ugly dick

by Ybn,alfonso January 20, 2020

Flag

Get the dud mug.

Rub a dud

When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!

"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"

by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020

Flag

Get the Rub a dud mug.

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020

Flag

Get the crack your duds mug.

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Flag

Get the Milk Dud mug.

dud

dud is someone who claims to be a dangerous person but when it becomes time to prove it he doesnt do anything of the sort. think of it like a grenade that wont blow up.

he kept wanting to fight me. i finally accepted. so when we met up he made a bunch of excuses to back out. he is a dud.

by johndill April 20, 2020

Flag