drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

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drive by mento

To find someone's open soda and drop some mentos in as you walk briskly by, preferably in a public place.

Did you see how mad Jimmy was at lunch? Somebody hit him with a drive by mento and he was covered with soda.

by J to the Byrd August 3, 2007

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drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

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Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

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Drive-by Knowledge

Educating someone by driving by that person and yelling information that person would likely not know.
ex.
Yelling this when passing a man or women that is walking on the sidewalk: "Peptide, Noun, short polymers formed from the linking of amino acids."

I got hit by some Drive-by Knowledge today, I was walking home and a car yelled what the defination of a peptide was at me.

by I am, Dictionary man May 1, 2010

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