Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

Poopy Diaper Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks

I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich

by Castle42 May 23, 2020

Snack on your drawer

An insult originating in the North West England. Meaning “if you think you can do better than me then prove it”.

Go and snack on your drawer

by GermanTom February 16, 2022

diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

drater

First documented on IRC in the late 1990's, drater is "Retard" spelled backwards.

Everyone on #doom is a total drater.

by #marathon March 8, 2003

Ape Drape

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.

I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

diaper bush

An immense patch of pubic hair covering the entire crotchal region--wrapping from the bottom of the stomach and covering one's entire rump. In extreme cases, can even begin to spread down legs.
Diaper Bushes can be seen on furrybutts.com

Tyler's diaper bush was so full on Tuesday that it began to creep out of his cut off jean shorts as he roller skated through soldier's park.

by Walkie Stevers April 19, 2008