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Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.
Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.
by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009
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Upper Decker

When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
by Kevinnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2009
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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.
John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"
by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020
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docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
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Double Decker

The act of taking a shit while another is sitting on your lap and shitting simultaneously between your legs.
Perry and Carl both had to shit but only one toilet was available so they performed a double decker.
by gvanasse32 February 25, 2013
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