Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004

Ditze

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

by Andrew March 22, 2003

dizzawg

urban for "dog"

fa shizzle, dizzawg.

by chris hill May 1, 2003

Ditzoon

A female Tractor

The Ditzoon rode by slowly, with small front wheels and big back ones.

by Dr Phil July 23, 2003

Ditka-off

To Ditka-off: To waste an entire NFL draft in the act of trading up, i.e. Mike Ditka trading up for Ricky Williams in 1999, moving from #12 to #5 and giving up the entire draft (and a 1st and 3rd rounder the following year).

"Man, the Texans have already Ditka'd off their draft to get Matt Schaub."

"The Lions are going to try to get some team to Ditka-off their draft for Calvin Johnson."

by RyanFuller003 April 16, 2007

dita von teese

Burlesque dancer who is still famous for some reason that nobody really understands. Dresses like my grandma.

Described by Manson in an interview for mansonusa as: ''...some worthless piece of shit who thinks that they are the center of the universe.''

Dita von Teese might not be so happy that her ex-husband is the antichrist. Fun for all of us tho.

by Emilyfox February 4, 2008