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One finger discount

A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.
Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.
by TheWhiteDeath10 July 7, 2017
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two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.
"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."
by Here King December 14, 2008
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family & friends discount

a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.
paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.
by mcbillions May 11, 2009
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discount

inserting hand quickly into someone's anal region
by Muffles April 2, 2007
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Five Finger Discount

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012
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Five finger discount

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.
by webdings July 10, 2008
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The Four Finger Discount

When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
Dude I was eating at GW last week and the server totally gave me the four finger discount.
by Tyler BL May 1, 2008
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