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explosive diaheria

1. Unpredictable bowel movement usually accompanied by fierce groans.

--Almost always leaves your toilet in a state of no return.

--You will find yourself bracing your body against anything possible to put up a fight.

2. Eerie fluid that explodes out of your anus as if propelled by small amounts of C4. After effects include watery eyes and sighs of relief. Odors linger for hours.
When you have to poop so bad you can't even run to the toilet in fear of blowing out your britches. (It is recommended to take slow, small steps in precaution of explosive diaheria.)

When you finally get to the toilet, you may hesitate for a few seconds in fear of the explosive diaheria.

-Our bathroom will never be the same because of your repulsive, explosive diaheria. Fu*k, it smells like butt in here.
by El Platapi May 5, 2009
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When a 14-year-old on tik -ok finds a trend about faking real mental disorders. This is their excuse for not seeing a doctor.
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