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Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011
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Detective Comics

A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.
Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it

Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude
by BatmanGod August 26, 2005
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deather

People who dont believe United States Navy Seals executed Osama Bin Laden. Similiar to a birther, they fail to realize the obvious despite the insurmountable body of evidence to the contrary.
I dont believe we got him. Where is the body? Oh c'mon man, so you are a birther and a deather??!! Good Grief dude!
by crazt eddie May 27, 2011
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Idiot detector

A method or strategy of identifying easily manipulated or gullible people.
The Standing Rock Sioux DAPA solidarity check in served only as an idiot detector. As all 3 methods which it described would filter fake check ins by default.
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deather

A conspiracy theorist who refuses to believe the Obama's Administration's announcement that Osama bin Laden is dead.

See also: birther
No matter what Obama says, bin Laden's not dead until Donald Trump and the deathers see his long form death certificate.
by hazmat5793 May 25, 2011
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playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.
Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
by authOOr June 30, 2006
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Gayness Detected

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