by Limbo bob June 5, 2005
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A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.
On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.
by Formina Sage July 24, 2010
Get the Desperate Housewife mug.The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.
(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!
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Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.
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Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.
by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009
Get the desperate texting mug.When you're extremely insecure, overweight and unnatractive. You can't get attention from women in real life because of your ugly looks so you go on myspace and online dating sites to try to get attention because you're so fat and hideous.
Vitale was so desperate for attention and sex starved from women he went on myspace and solicited underage girls. How desperate.
by jimne3 April 21, 2008
Get the desperate mug.This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
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Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
by Freddie.V February 9, 2005
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"dude, forget her. She's just desperate."
"dude, forget her. She's just desperate."
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