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Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave
Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!
by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019
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Dave

Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.

ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.
Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!
by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020
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listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt
me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy
by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021
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A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
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Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body
Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE
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An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap
Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish
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The Dave

I cant believe you pulled The Dave on your server.
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