When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.
As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.
by CO_Eric November 01, 2007
Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009
by Full stop February 22, 2016
Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018
You: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend: Oh my gosh, I have to go to a dreadding on Saturday. My mom's friends' daughter is getting married in Annapolis at 1pm and then the reception is in Baltimore at 5pm. I barely even know this girl and her stupid dreadding is going to take up my whole Saturday!
Friend: Oh my gosh, I have to go to a dreadding on Saturday. My mom's friends' daughter is getting married in Annapolis at 1pm and then the reception is in Baltimore at 5pm. I barely even know this girl and her stupid dreadding is going to take up my whole Saturday!
by PASSSS March 16, 2011
Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.
by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022
A teenage boy with eyes like a hungry tiger. He prays on girls with fake tans and huge boobs. He will play for a basketball team. Also has a lemony personality that fits the shape of his head. He will be defined in Dragon Dictation as Dreaded Cornice and after 6 months, will cut his long hair and hit puberty
by Dreadthecornice November 28, 2011