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chronic sad ass

It’s when your booty cheeks invert in or look really saggy and is very unappealing to the human eye
Dom-“Yo Chris that bitch with the glasses got a case of chronic sad ass”
Chris-“yo why that shit saggy as hell😂”
by Sad neck October 31, 2019
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Chronic Lyricosis

A condition that effects victims by making them think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely unaware, that they are completely clueless.
A: *sings the lyrics “bring me a higher love from “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood, as “bring me an iron lung”.
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?
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Chronbitis

A rare lung disease caused by covid-19. Your expiration and inspiration get affected which makes you have less oxygen consumption. This is is noticeable while exercising.
Doctor: "Sir, we've identified that you have a rare lung disease named chronbitis."

Patient: "Oh no! Is there any cure for this?"
by Lyriss November 17, 2021
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Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”
by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
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Chronicler Effect

When one adopts the persona of having a crush on someone not available to them (usually because they are fictional or along-dead historical figures) for the sake of a joke for so long that one develops a legitimate crush on them.

Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).
Chronicler: I say Anna Komnene my beloved, but is it sad that I think I legitimately have a bit of a crush on her now?

Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!
by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 January 20, 2023
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Chronic Facebook User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User
by sakiv January 9, 2011
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chronic fatigue

a condition whereby after a virus or an infection, a patient is extremely exhasted and suffers dizziness, nausea, pain, othostatic intolerence and other symtoms.

There is no diagnostic test for chronic fatigue syndrome and is really is a disease of exclusion.

In many cases patients are diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome but turn out to have serious immune system problems, cancer, dysautonomia and other.
by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006
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