cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.


Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.

by the haircuttee December 20, 2008

grease cutter

After eating a huge meal and feeling sick, the best way to settle your stomach is if you smoke a fat joint or take a bong rip.

Shit that fried chicken, french fries, and ice cream made me feel like puking! Roll up a joint, I need a fuckin grease cutter!

by SG22 February 23, 2009

Cookie Cutter Effect

When you watch a movie at home and the TV is set to Tru-Motion or 240hz, so every person looks like they are cookie cut in front of a green screen.

Mike:. I wasn't going to say anything, but I think you need to adjust your TV settings.

Dan: Yeah! This Dr. Strange movie definitely has the cookie cutter effect.

by Boffo1 June 28, 2022

cutthroat

to do what it takes to get whyat you want no matter the consequences

yo thats cutthroat mu fuker bra he dont play

by splankinberry August 11, 2003

cutter

a person that feels the need to express thier emotions by cutting themselves. the pain and blood releives thier hurt and they feel better. some do it just for attention. dont look down on cutters....... be thier friend. they might need it and u might save thier life.

Girl 1: omg jennifer she has cuts on her arm! what a freak!!
Girl 2: no shes not maybe she needs a friend.

2 months later
Girl 2: so y do u cut?
cutter: because the pain makes me feel better but now that u r my friend i dont need to. u saved my life.

by Rawr_Under_Your_Bed October 13, 2010

box cutter

A Lesbian with Braces

Admit it Yolanda, the only reason you're not doing Regina is becaus she's a box cutter.

by Sly Ty June 3, 2007