cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.

I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1

by big joe April 26, 2003

Cumshit

When you get fucked up the ass without a condom, then take a shit on someone's face. (A cumfilled dirty sanchez)

*grunting* - "Yeah you like that don't you!" *spooge* "oh now you're gonna love this, lay down" **CUMSHIT!!!* "oh shit!"

by Vam274 September 12, 2005

cumsipper

To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.

"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."

by MetzgeR February 2, 2004

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

cumsponge

a slut, often a highschool cheerleader

"oh my god, kelly you're such a cumsponge"

by s8n8ataco January 27, 2004

Nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.

Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.

Will: That's dope, bruh.

by Wally West the stalker December 5, 2016

internal cumshot

the act of ejaculating white fluid into a partners anal core and/or vaginal hole

mike southwood took too many giagantic internal cumshots when he was taking a shower in the gay gym

by jobodaho January 24, 2004