fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker February 8, 2012

Micro-crying

/ˈmīkrō.krīiNG/

Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.

"I micro-cried three times today because I remembered their is a world wide pandemic and I haven't spent time with another person for three weeks"

"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."

by SadDaddy;'( April 24, 2020

cry woman

A female who whines and complains a lot.

You are a cry woman.

by Steavis February 14, 2007

No Cry July

You don’t cry for the whole month of July.

Sarah: How’s No Cry July going?
Megan: Nearly failed the other day but August 1st 12am, my tears, nonstop.
Sarah: A waterfall.

by rihannag July 27, 2020