Crystal

A solid constipated poop, usually takes a moderate amount of effort to pass.

I had too much fiber last night, took me 20 minutes to pass a crystal.

by jeff22824 December 6, 2014

Crystal

The following symptoms of being a Crystal:

1. Delusional

2. Dysfunctional

3. Denial

4. Delirious

Walking around town looking like a CLOWN. We all know she's a crazy psycho but that's no excuse!

Crystal

by crystalblackneck April 3, 2010

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Crystal.Cafe

Crystal.Cafe is a image-board site, distinctly made for females to feel safe in more of a feminine environment away from extremist males

“ i got ip banned from Crystal.Cafe for posting on /feels/ because i was larping as a femoid!!!!”

by ronpaul293710183747291 September 13, 2021

Crysad

when you cry because you are so sad. Very similar to sadcry.

My girlfriend dumped me, I failed my history exam, and my pet turtle died. that makes me crysad.

by UberFarmer December 12, 2008

crystal close

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.

"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."

by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010

crysis rage

the most deafening sound that you can imagine. this happens very often in a typical crysis match, where one gets extremely frustrated and soon after explodes into a crysis rage. anyone within 10,000 km will die a painfull bloody death. a crysis rage is 10 times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. usually after the rage, rage spit covers the surounding area of the rager

what is that deafening sound?

just browny having another crysis rage

by THEULTIMATEFLUBBYBEAST June 23, 2011