Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.

Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch

by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021

crunchy

A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.

Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..

by BringYourOwnBIOS January 4, 2012

crunchy

The expression said when notes or chords are sung or played and they sound really dissonant.

Really awesome chord is sung by a choir
Girl: "Crunchy!"

by Sopranoalto December 17, 2010

Crunchy Sandwich

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich

Laura gave ciaran a mean crunchy sandwich last night..

by Fanny McSweaty November 7, 2009

Crunchy Creeper

A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.

Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.

Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.

Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"

by Oanhhhhhhhh April 7, 2010

Crunchy

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

by BabyG_bgirl January 19, 2020

Crunchy

Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.

3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

by Ink Boy Green February 25, 2020