tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Crumpeting

When you shove a warm, buttered crumpet up your arsehole.

Last week I caught Bogdan Crumpeting.

by Lord Pervert of Shittingswell November 18, 2023

Crumpet

Sexual orientation
Food

Pass me a crumpet

I identify as a crumpet

by Tom whithout a k June 17, 2020

serious crumpet

A very pretty girl

That lady we met today is very attractive ~ Serious Crumpet

by Guv’nor December 17, 2023

fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.

Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung

by Coli J February 11, 2022

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018