Bubble cruiser

When you fart underwater and the bubbles tickle your significant other

I bubble cruisered you!

by SdbJefferson June 3, 2010

watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

Steph Cruiser

Steph cruisers are another form of saying, wow don't get on that piece of wood with four wheels. You are a hazard to all and to all a good nide. You don't want to be seen skating with a Steph Cruiser in haddonfield, or anywhere on that note. Steph cruisers will usually trip,fall,plummit,crash,burn,bury,and fall into a deep trance during a skate session, or just crusing down the sidewalk. Many people have witnessed people like this in their lifetime, but few have seen the actual steph cruiser in action. It's not a rare sight, but it never gets old. Steph cruisers tend to fall on cracks in sidwalks, speedbumps, acorns, appricots, pinecones, invisible force fields, the wind blowing against her, and most of all when Bill walks and shakes the ground. BEWARE OF THE STEPH. Results may vary

Did you see that Steph Cruiser, she crashed harder than maxim off the grand canyon.

by taylor A k January 15, 2008

Urban Cruiser

Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.

I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.

by AggravatingSea March 10, 2024

European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020

cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

Cruisers Almanac

A Unique Travel site which deals in Travel, Planning, Cultural tips and Experience. Destination and Travel Safety Information. Designed to inspire your travel by stimulating curiosity and answering your questions.

Cruisers Almanac is the most informative Travel Site on the internet.

by Cruisers Almanac December 12, 2018