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crotchet

There is a cooler name for a "quarter note" which you may hear in the UK: a "crotchet."
The UK has so many weird names for note values.
by !!--Mack_Mulligan--!! December 6, 2025
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Crotchle

Your Crotchle region
Dude, I got hit really hard in The Crotchle region today by a soccer ball
by Blubberboi January 3, 2026
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gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.
Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude
by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013
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Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons
Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie
by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023
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Ashy Crotcher

An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."

"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
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