Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft

You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.

by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019

cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

cronck

can be used to replace any word EVER

what the cronck is this?

where did i leave my cronck?

ay lets play a cronck?

are you cronking serious?

by los negresser December 20, 2020

cronckle

To curl something violantly

He cronckled his toes in anger

by MadpugYT October 17, 2022

cronckle

To curl or crush something aggressively

He cronckled his toes in anger

by MadpugYT October 22, 2022

old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 March 31, 2016

Mr Cronin

THE BEST teacher ever but gives the worst projects that no one wants to do.
This man is smarter than Einstein. He also made a FORTUNE off of his business. He is the best dancer ever. HE ALSO MADE A FORTUNE.

I really don’t want to do Mr Cronin’s homework.

by Lit fam dab squad Wmwk October 13, 2019