Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!
Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.
Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??
Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.
Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?
Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha
Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??
Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.
Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?
Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha
by Dick42 December 21, 2015