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Roller coaster

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
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Left Coast

Used to describe the obvious side of the map by those who live on the opposite. Otherwise known as the West Coast.
"Hey man, where you from?"
"I'm from Washington."
"D.C.?"
"No, on the Left Coast."
by Kamikazileo March 4, 2009
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west coast

cali; tha west side of tha US;
im movin to los angeles over on tha westcoast

westcoast is tha best coast
by jojo August 13, 2003
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west coast gang bang

to gang bang on the west coast
usually done in Compton California
homie #1:yo g was up
homie #2:word dawg
#1:lets go motha f****** west coast gang bang boi
#2:word dawg fo'motha f****** sho
#1 and 2 at same time:yea son WEST COAST!! my n****
by westcoastgangbanger July 10, 2007
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creaster

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter
that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster
by alexander roelandt July 1, 2005
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South Coast Plaza

An upscale mall in Orange County that is the 3rd largest mall in the Nation and largest in California. filled with just about every luxury store you could think of so it's basically like an indoor version of Rodeo Drive. conveniently located in the center of Orange County so every rich person from newport, laguna, irvine, yorba linda, coto de caza, can go and drop 1000$ or more for a new outfit. don't bother going there if you don't have a Platinum in your wallet.
hey i'm going to South Coast Plaza want to come??

hell no!! i can't spend 200$ on a pair of jeans...
by OC boy.. January 4, 2010
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North Coast

The areas that are near a great lake in the Midwest/NE region. It is also sometimes referred to as the Mid East of America. This area is a sub-region of the Midwest. It is a very urban area. Major Cities on the North Coast include: Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, and Buffalo(All Great Cities). Cleveland is sometimes referred to as the North Coast. Specifically, the North Coast is the area in the Midwest/NE that is within 60 miles of a Great Lake(small area, but much better than the rest of the Midwest). The North Coast doesnt like to be confused with the redneck, hillbilly, tornadic Midwest.

You have the East Coast, West Coast, Gulf Coast (Southern Coast), and the North Coast. Any area that isnt in any of these regions is full of rednecks and people who gave up on their dreams. The North Coast is much different from the rest of the Midwest.
Cool Guy: "Where u from man"
Clevelander: "The Midwest"
Cool Guy: "Ohh, that sucks man, I hate tornadoes"
Clevelander: "No, not THAT midwest, I meant the North Coast"
Cool Guy: "Ohhh, good, I thought u were one of those redneck, hillbilly, tornado, year round swirly-head-ass guys from Omaha, Cincinnati, KC..."
Clevelander: "haha nah, but wtf is a swirly-head-ass?"
Cool Guy: "Redneck guys who look like they get a swirly everyday becuz of all the tornadoes and shit"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
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