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by CroanixHater333 March 18, 2021

crow father

Crow father is simply poggers, he is the best and will save the people in danger

Person one- oh no I am dying please someone save me

Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)

by Iamsimplypoggers April 26, 2021

Cropped porn

An unfunny joke made by unfunny children who are too young to be on the internet or grown men on the internet made to bait children into seeing cropped or edited porn. There are youtubers that make a career of this shit despite general distaste for this shit for money. If your going to become a content creator, than DO. NOT. USE. THIS. METHOD. OF. "CONTENT."

"The fuck was that?"
"A meme."
"TF you mean 'a meme'?"
"A funny meme."
"No dumbass! You didn't send me a meme, you sent me cropped porn!"
"Your just mad your not a man of culture!"
"No, your just mad that I don't have a fucking porn addiction jerry!"

by SSSNOOTY February 17, 2023

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Crot

Indonesian term for the sound of a person ejaculating.

Please crottttt; I want to hear you crot!

by BadlyDrawnBoy December 6, 2012

torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

by Euripedes October 8, 2008

IT Crowd

A British comedy series about two nerdy guys who work in IT, and a woman who becomes the manager, while knowing nothing about computers.
Written by Graham Linehan.

From episode 1 of the IT Crowd:

Roy Trenneman: *picking up the phone* Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on... yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

Maurice Moss: *picking up the phone* Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Roy: No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on... no, no, that's the music you heard when it come on... no, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past?

Moss: See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! *chuckle* Hello?

Roy: Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! *slams down phone* I told her!

by MeNaK September 25, 2012