Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025

Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts

Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode

by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025

Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.

"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."

by lylune September 4, 2025

cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.

Quit cranking your closet and come out already

by itchygabe December 10, 2025

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012