shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death

i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me

by LilButNuster May 27, 2024

Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.

I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.

by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026

Fallacy Crafting

The skillful, artful construction of an argument that is deliberately built upon a hidden or obscured logical fallacy, making it persuasive and difficult to dismantle. Unlike the blunt instrument of fallacy forging, this involves weaving the flawed reasoning seamlessly into the narrative, using emotional appeals, selective data, and elegant language to disguise the underlying error. It's sophistry as a fine art, creating a beautiful, compelling castle built on a rotten logical foundation.

Example: "Her viral thread was a masterpiece of fallacy crafting. It used a moving personal anecdote (appeal to emotion), implied correlation meant causation with sleek graphs, and dismissed counter-evidence as 'elitist' (ad hominem). Each piece was crafted to feel true, making the overall conclusion—though logically bankrupt—spread like wildfire."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Logic Crafting

The careful, architectural design of a reasoning system using valid logical rules, but with carefully chosen, biased, or false premises that the audience is likely to accept. The logic itself is sound, but the entire structure is engineered to lead to a pre-determined outcome because the starting points were rigged. It's giving someone a perfectly accurate map that leads directly to your own boutique because you secretly defined "destination" as "my store."

Example: "The lawyer crafted his logic flawlessly: 'If the defendant was at home, he couldn't be at the crime scene. His smart home data shows his lights were on at home. Therefore, he was at home.' The logic was valid, but he'd crafted it to omit the fact the defendant's lights were on a timer—a premise he carefully avoided examining." Logic Crafting

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Rationality Crafting

The sophisticated design of a framework or worldview that uses the language and tools of rationality (calibration, probabilistic thinking, epistemic humility) not to seek truth, but to protect a core set of beliefs or identities. It's building an elaborate, self-consistent rational fortress where updates are only allowed in certain directions, and all counter-evidence is processed through defensive filters labeled "skepticism."

Example: "He crafted a rationality around his political tribalism. He used Bayesian terms to dismiss opposing studies ('low prior'), framed hypocrisy charges as 'whataboutism' to avoid engagement, and used 'steelmanning' only on his own side's weakest arguments. It was a formidable, internally consistent system crafted for defense, not discovery." Rationality Crafting

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Argument Crafting

The skillful assembly of a persuasive argument by artfully selecting, framing, and connecting real (but often cherry-picked or decontextualized) pieces of evidence, appeals, and rhetorical moves. The craft lies in the arrangement and presentation, leading the audience down a specific path of thought while minimizing exposure to contradictory information. It's not making up the bricks, but building a wall that only shows their best side.

Example: "The prosecutor crafted her closing argument like a novelist. She took ambiguous text messages and crafted a story of premeditation, used the defendant's calm demeanor as evidence of a sociopathic lack of remorse, and sequenced the exhibits for maximum emotional narrative. It was less a presentation of facts and more a guided tour through a version of reality she had constructed." Argument Crafting

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Debate Crafting

Orchestrating the conditions, rules, format, and participants of a debate to ensure a specific outcome or perception, long before the first word is spoken. This involves picking a weak opponent, controlling the moderator, choosing restrictive topics, or designing the speaking order to favor one side. It's engineering the battlefield to guarantee victory, then claiming it was a fair fight.

Example: "The political campaign crafted the upcoming debate brilliantly. They negotiated a format with no live fact-checking, picked a moderator known for soft questions, and insisted on topics their candidate had rehearsed relentlessly. The actual exchange was just the ceremonial unveiling of a victory they had crafted in the back rooms weeks prior." Debate Crafting

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026