Chamfer

neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies

lol, are you chamfer?

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

CAMF

Crazy Ass Mother Fucker. One who is just plain crazy as hell. They will do whatever. They will have their cake and eat it too, and they will tell you to shove it. Because they are a crazy ass mother fucker.

Jerrald is one CAMF.

I thought he was a BAMF.
No he's a CAMF fo sho.

by JFOX12 November 17, 2010

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.

School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "

by Ciiberus December 1, 2003

Clamfeed

When you've eaten about as much clam as you can; mainly because she's gone for groceries

Go get some chips, I've had just about enough clamfeed for today

by The Jammer August 7, 2003

craftusnoobz

craftusnoobz
a new play to any of the 'craft' gameswarcraft,starcraft,world of warcraft this new player spams the chat bar, steals your epic lootgear in world of warcraft EG.sword,amour,hats and blocks your bulid area with bunkersa starcraft building they also demand that you send them resources and give them Attention. they also rage quitquiting because they get frustartied or they are loseing they find this funny because it stuffs up the game.

craftusnoobz

by deathboy101 May 1, 2010

craft-crease

The crease in one's belly fat that is formed when sitting to close to the desk, while playing World of Warcraft.

After his sixteen hour raid, Ty was suffering some major craft-crease.

by Menotank October 7, 2011