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Courage

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First female pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the definition of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money.

First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.

Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.

Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.

Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.

Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.

Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.

Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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Livid courage

Very sexy and hot and epic and hot
Nearly died in a car crash in a roleplay
Black and white hair cat boy thingy who is really cool
Often called Liv
1: woah who is that
2: that just Livid Courage, he’s cool
by LoganCauseYes October 28, 2021
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courage

people should have the courage to stand up for their belief
I have to admit her courage in the fashion business
by shrouq April 13, 2021
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mask courage

When someone does or says something they normally wouldn’t do or say if they weren’t hiding behind a mask.
Jen- Man that woman just said I was late even though I’m early!

Holly- she had some mask courage to do that!
by Mox 2020 September 17, 2020
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take courage

- Shit, this ledge is way too narrow...
- Take courage, man, don't be a fucking pussy!
by DrVikTroll June 10, 2015
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Courage Culture

A culture whereby people have the courage to punch a dumb stranger.
Did you see? Amy punched that guy JUST because he said he was “doing his own research””

“Oh man! That’s courage culture right there!”
by THEnikki October 2, 2021
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