A cowardly, sniveling and conniving individual who frequently uses the police or other authorities as a means to harass and/or torment those with whom they are socially disenchanted. Not to be confused with an individual who has been known at times to summon the authorities for legitimate reasons.
"Mikayla is such a cop-caller! She called CPS and told them to take my daughter away 'because of all the porn in my house.' Really, she's just butt-hurt that I wouldn't let her live here anymore."
by The Anti-Snitch October 17, 2011
Get the Cop-Caller mug.A person who's bad behavior attracts the police easily. A cop magnet is usually a person that does not think of the consequences ahead of them.
A cop magnet also has the tendency to attract a cop over a little thing like a broken tail light on a back of a car. Then when the cop pulls the person over, the cop will discover that the person is drunk or has dope in the car.
A cop magnet can also be a public drunk or just a plain asshole that acts retarded in public.
A cop magnet usually does not care if they get thier friends in trouble or will drag them down with him or her.
When a friend says to a cop magnet "dude your gonna get us busted". The cop magnet will reply "oh shut up, your just paranoid".
A cop magnet also has the tendency to attract a cop over a little thing like a broken tail light on a back of a car. Then when the cop pulls the person over, the cop will discover that the person is drunk or has dope in the car.
A cop magnet can also be a public drunk or just a plain asshole that acts retarded in public.
A cop magnet usually does not care if they get thier friends in trouble or will drag them down with him or her.
When a friend says to a cop magnet "dude your gonna get us busted". The cop magnet will reply "oh shut up, your just paranoid".
"I don't wanna be around that person, he always gets us in trouble. Does not think one or two steps ahead. He is basically a cop magnet".
by Paul Della Valle July 23, 2004
Get the cop magnet mug.If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.
Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."
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Get the cop chow mug.The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.
Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.
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Evan: "Notin,bout to cop the domeski from that freak bitch Virginia down the street.""
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