canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Mountain Coochie

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.

"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

by MozzarellaSticksFuckingRule March 14, 2021

Creamy coochie

A creamy vagania

I made your pussy a creamy coochie with my seamen

by Creamyyyyyyy September 24, 2018

Clout Coochie

It means the person has influence and power of coochies

Hey man did you saw the clout coochie of our class?

by SupremeDictator November 24, 2018

coochie sushi

this is when you put rice on a girls coochie and eat her out

dude last night i ate some coochie sushi

by evtyum October 5, 2019

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

by GenitalHerpes69 October 27, 2018