My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!
by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011
Get the Contracrapper mug.General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.
Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.
Larry: How are you going to do that?
Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.
Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?
Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!
Larry: How are you going to do that?
Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.
Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?
Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!
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by Casey May 13, 2005
Get the full contact origami mug.When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
by BT 2 September 1, 2009
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Mike and Dave got done working on the barn and really gave that cashier from the hardware store the dirty contractor !
by AZMPF July 12, 2017
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- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.
Word type = Afakasi
Half Mentality // Half Contact
Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.
Word type = Afakasi
Half Mentality // Half Contact
Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
“The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.
by Pashific Educashin April 16, 2019
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You: Oh, look some number texted me but its not saved in my phone so idk who it is.
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts
You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
by calaburrito July 1, 2009
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