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dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.
Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.
by God April 18, 2005
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concessionaire

The coolest job in the world: providing people with refreshments.
"Hey Andi, what's your job?" - Danielle

"I'm a concessionaire." - Andi

"Dude, that is such a cool job!" - Danielle
by misslucky13 June 9, 2011
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fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.
by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010
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Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.
“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”
by pearl<3 October 29, 2021
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Unholy Confessions

"Dude did you listen to unholy confessions yet?"
"No you fucking metal nerd."
by Synyster Gates. September 3, 2023
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i have a confession for you

“I have a confession for you.”
I like you too”
by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017
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Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.
*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."
by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011
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