confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

Confuddled

a state of utter confusion, or not knowing what the hell is going on.

Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...

by J Kelso December 14, 2006

confused

hmmm....
my ground state of mind.

ksfj;sghsd'kgjsd'ks'af'sdf (what to type on im's if someone confuses you)

me when veiwing chatspeak. (I'M A WRITER!!! I CAN'T READ CHATSPEAK)

defintion of all cheerleaders and cheerleader wanna-be's

omg! he wuz totaly like (insert chatspeak here... i can't type it)

Me: *stares, blinks* huh.....?

by Isis February 22, 2005

Confuckled

1.A extreem version of being confused.

2.The act or state of being fucked.

3.Totally and utterly confused in a fucked up way.

4. Your in a fucked up situation in which your confused.

To a Friend: Hey what the fuck is this dude?
Friend: *looks at 'other'and see's something beyond confusing and disgusting* Well i'm confuckled.

by Natashia Giesbrecht January 27, 2006

confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003