by Anonymous March 21, 2005
Get the Donfusing mug.Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
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by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019
Get the Confurting mug.1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.
2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.
2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.
1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?
Person: she has friday confusion
2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.
Person: We all know you are a confused child.
Person: she has friday confusion
2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.
Person: We all know you are a confused child.
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