aural conditioning

n. a form of mind control and torture through the use of sound weaponry

The aliens hypnotize u by feeding subliminal aural conditioning thru ur TV

by Mercury The White November 21, 2005

Conditionerize

The act of conditioning your hair

I forgot to conditionerize my hair so it looks gross

by jacjacdaniels April 23, 2010

Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.

Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."

by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022

meta conditioning

The process and result of the contemporary psychology student having Pavlov's theory of classical conditioning explained to them over and over and over again.

'Whenever a lecturer uses the word Pavlov, dog, or bell, I just tune out now' 'dude- they've conditioned you to be bored about conditioning.' 'Yeah they've been meta conditioning me.'

by Mmainder November 29, 2018

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Terms and Conditions

Something no one reads

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions

by Trusted Guy August 25, 2022

Condichapoo

A convenient mixture of both shampoo and conditioner that everyone can smell within a half mile radious and will give you amazing healthy full looking hair and will give any women within 5 feet a screaming orgasm.

Dude i got to make a lethal amount of condichapoo and my balls were so worn out at the end of the party from giving all of those screaming orgasms

by dave123654 February 9, 2009