Curry condition

A type of condition that is really rare. Most people are born with, others get it by surrounding yourself with cringy ass people. You might experience a inward shiver or grind you me teeth when you see the type of cringy shit they do. Most people think there will never be a cure but Maybe, hopefully, someone with find a cure for people with this condition.

“Shut up bitch you can’t tell me shit you have fucking curry condition you cringe fuck...”

by Tnnyynynyn May 10, 2018

garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.

The garage was in garage condition.

by Flash-collector July 12, 2018

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021

centralized air conditioning

A metaphor that originated in China to describe a guy or girl who is too kind to everyone to the point people start falling in love with them.

Dude, that guy at the orientation is like centralized air conditioning! He’s putting up that act for sure.

by user37174038511 March 18, 2021

Candimate

Recruitment Term, a candidate who can also throw up some business leads and is an all round good guy!

Keith Smith fixed me up with an awesome leade into the company I have been targeting, hes my candimate!

also see Candihate

by do-you-want-to-buy-a-vowl December 9, 2010

CANDITUDE

CANDITUDE IS A TERM USED TO DEFINE AN ATTITUDE IN LIFE THAT REFLECTS AN "I CAN DO IT" SPIRIT. AN APPROACH TO LIFE THAT SAYS I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF ACTIVITIES , I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS HAD DONE THEM FOR ME.

MY COUSIN'S WIFE RECENTLY LOST HIM TO CANCER, AND IN THE PAST YEAR HAS REFUSED TO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DESIRE TO HAVE OTHERS HELP WITH ROUTINE CHORES THAT MY COUSIN PERFORMED ON A DAILY BASIS. HER ATTITUDE, IS "I CAN DO THIS" AND SHE SAYS SO QUITE VOCALLY. MY WIFE HAS ALSO TAKEN ON A SIMILAR ATTITUDE TO TAKE ON MORE OF MY DAILY CHORES AND SHE ALSO HAS THE "CANDITUDE'

by joe palooka October 29, 2012

Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

by Tom_V October 31, 2012