Canchan

A Canchan is a man who is well-dressed, intelligent, and able to seduce women faster than you can say his name. "Canchan" is an appropriate word for those who can fight thousands of killer whales in the Atlantic Ocean using one foot for the lives of innocent orphans, then proceeding to jump once to the depths of Canada to rip bears fur off alive to make coats for the unemployed. Canchan is always one to live by the Bro Code, and never says no to a baby eating festival.

(girl) Wow, I never thought it was possible to harpoon snakes into skyscrapers! That Derrick is quite the Canchan!
(girl) Wow, my face and perfectly rounded tits are now stained from the massive load that Canchan just blew on me! It's like permanent paint on my face!

by Jinner541 July 6, 2011

Conhateulations

An exclamation for when something good happens for someone, and you're genuinely happy for them, but also want to punch them in the face out of jealousy.

Friend/Assface: Oh man, I just won the lottery!
Other Friend/Hater: Conhateulations!

by DonWeryAboudit August 15, 2014

ConchBook

A Social Media site developed by Conchus Christ himself for people residing in the Caribbean, as according to White Americans, have no access to internet.

"Did you see Tyler fighting on ConchBook?"

by theslumpcxnch July 13, 2017

Concatenate

To assemble in order, to link into a series.

He concatenated a chain of words in such a way as to be precise but not overly verbose.

by negativecr33p December 9, 2017

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Conghal Lowry

If you are named Conghal Lowry you are basically a retard.

Conghal Lowry is a bit of a prick and he also looks like a load of bread

by Ron McNeill October 27, 2019

coochabitis

a medical issue where you would need coochie on your dick immediately if diagnosed.

"hey did you know kyle got coochabitis?"

by SpicyMcChicken May 4, 2020