Definitions by DonWeryAboudit

Conhateulations 

An exclamation for when something good happens for someone, and you're genuinely happy for them, but also want to punch them in the face out of jealousy.

Friend/Assface: Oh man, I just won the lottery!
Other Friend/Hater: Conhateulations!

Conhateulations by DonWeryAboudit August 15, 2014