Diabetes Combo

The combination of purchasing and consuming two grossly sugary items at a movie theater. This can include a sugary snack such a sour patch, coupled with a large soda or slushee. This is generally followed by an extensive sleeping/shitting session.

Person 1: Dude, Roth just got a Diabetes Combo
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass

by thunderjugggs October 23, 2010

common sense

1) Putting the pieces together using the knowledge that one already has. Usually obtained by having actual life experiences, as opposed to sitting at a desk of in front of a textbook all day.

The only type of knowledge in life that is truly useful over 99% of the time.

1) Jimmy spent eight years at his desk getting his advanced degree in mechanical engineering. He was hired happily straight out of college making $105,000 a year, but ultimately failed at even the simplest of automotive tasks, since he lacks the common sense to so much as change his oil.

It also took him 45 minutes to find the entrance on the hooker he hired on a lonely Friday night.

by the way, do you like dags? January 13, 2009

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker

1. A message used break a string of posts created by the same person or group of people.
2. A message used to break a string of posts with similar subject matter.

The word originates from the fighting game Killer Instinct, where it is announced whenever a combo is broken.

Guy1: I'll make 500 posts in a row!
Guy1: post 2
Guy1: post 3
Guy1: asdfjkl;
Guy1: haha
Guy1: this is fun
Guy1: blah :)
Guy1: blank
Guy1: blank
Guy1: 490 posts to go.
random person: C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!
Guy1: damn! >.<
random person: lolz

person1: Hi all
person2: hi
person3: hi
person4: hi
person5: hi
person1: C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

by Blank_Person March 29, 2009

Carney Combo

The act of receiving the following all at one time; 1. Fisted by a clown 2. Ass-stung by a midget 3. Blown by the bearded lady.

There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.

Gomez received a carney combo as part of an all-inclusive vacation package to Cleveland, Ohio. He chose to upgrade this particular gift to the Midwest variation.

by Brian Boitano July 3, 2004

Common Courtesy

a. to be polite and to respond timely to invitations because you shouldn't be a douchebag and say MAYBE to an invitation because you know people have to fucking cook for a certain amount of people!!!

b. to talk to other guests at a dinner party and not avoiding eye contact and acutally listening to the hostess when she says "please sit down"

c. not being a major douchebag

"hey, can you sit down and have some common courtesy for your hostess?"

by kimmywong December 31, 2005

common rider

a great band that sadly has broken up now. it was jesse michaels newer band that he formed after taking a long break from the music scene.they were by far one of the best bands to come out of the break-up of operation ivy.

common rider kicks ass!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012