coma

A coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. Many people believe that even if a person is in a coma, s/he can still hear you if you speak to him/her.

"Hey there, Grandma. I hope you wake up from that dreadful coma soon. I miss your cooking--"

*Nurse leaves*

"I'm going to spray some whipped cream up your asshole, and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Haw haw haw!"

by L's Pocky January 20, 2009

musical coma

a state in which one is so enveloped in a song, that they don't acknowledge the world around them, either because of the lyrics, the music, or both.

Benjamin III went into a musical coma listening to Let the Drummer Kick, and he had no idea I had been trying to get his attention for the past minute.

by lunestaaa October 20, 2008

Comancheros

A 1%er Bikie gang based in the western suburbs of Sydney. Notoriously known for the Milperra Massacre on fathers day 1984. Nowdays have a large Lebanese,Italian and Greek membership.

At the end of the day,The Brah Boys knew they were no match at all against The Comancheros.

by Danny22 November 11, 2008

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Las Comadres

This Mexican term a group of girls call themselves who are very close with one another, can joke around with one another, laugh like donkeys at almost anything, make fun of everything, spill tea all time, and are Mexican. They really don’t care what other people think. They are very smart but also very retarted. They have many inside jokes and text each other basically 24/7. They’ve been through many hardships and challenges but have survived together. Mainly through texting each other the answers on homework. But that’s what a comadre is. They will sacrifice everything just to help one and another and be there for one another. You can do anything with Las Comadres. They are completely insane. They are your best friends. Las Comadres is the name of your best friend group and your group chat. Also there is a member of the group who sends memes a lot to keep things interesting.シ

Crusty, Dusty, and Ricky call themselves Las Comadres.

by Ricky シ August 1, 2019

Comando Rambo

Not wearing under panties and shaven

Look Britney and Paris are getting out of the car and they don't have any panties on and there pussy are shaven! they are totally "Comando Rambo"!!

by Edwardo B September 9, 2010

TV coma

When a person shuts everything out around and falls into a trance when watching television. The phone in not head, children are not paid attention to and the house could be on fire and they wouldn't care or know because they were in a TV coma.

Dude, the house is on fire!

(silence)

Shake out if it man, you're in a TV coma.

by sjh1977 January 23, 2009