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Color Me Impressed 

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out
Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

Color Guard 

Stupid Dancing with flags, usually using ugly an makeup job.
"Wow. You practiced 15 hours to twirl a flag? Congrats on Color Guard I guess...."
Color Guard by YouStoleMyMan April 13, 2013

color guard 

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.
person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god
color guard by amazing:) July 17, 2014

color brigade 

teh noopy crew, nooper of the noop

a crew with 1 member *cough hells angel cough*

it is said the colour crew made this crew exstinked.
the colour brigade is for nobodys.

color cycling cat 

The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.
In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.

color check 

Asking a girl what color her panties are
Guy: "Color check"
Girl: "Pink thong"