coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.

Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.

by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013

coronely

sad because one has no in-person company thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic

I've been feeling so coronely during the double-orange level 3b lockdown.

by BettyHumpter March 8, 2021

Colonelism

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010

Colognely

When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".

Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.

by ShorewoodScott May 31, 2018

Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."

Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017

coroneliness

when you feel super lonely during the time of COVID-19 because you are actually staying at home and take social distancing seriously

My coroneliness is killing me.

by MariaMuffinMonster March 31, 2020

Mark Coronel

Mark David Coronel (born April 1, 1994), commonly known as Mark Coronel is an Canadian musician, entertainer, and pop icon whose successful career has touched many people because of his young age.

He has a CD entitled "Hello". Mark Coronel has performed in front of a large crowd at local concerts, plays and talent shows.

by David Torino November 7, 2007