post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

coinage

Using a large amount of coins to pay for an item to lighten purse baggage often pissing off the checkout staff.

Checkout: Thats $5.35 thanks

Person: brings out change

Checkout: 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c... hold on..5c..10c..15c..20c *1 minute passes

Person: Sorry about the coinage

Checkout: Thanks, and stuffs the rest into the till

Checkout later finds that the till is down on money

by Jasmeena May 24, 2007

Climaxthunder

When you fart during the climax during sex.

Erica Climaxthundered the other night, causing Joel to stop and not satisfy either of them.

by Jpaschen November 11, 2010