Cockmonk

A douchebag. Usually thinking they are the shit and full of themselves.

Joey Strode is a cockmonk.

by TheHammer27 March 29, 2010

Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.

1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!

by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009

cocktooth

Much like a sweettooth where the person craves sweets like candies or cookies, the person being referenced is a male who has a craving for the male penis.

she doesnt trust her boyfriend to be alone with other guys, she says he has a cocktooth.

by a saint July 24, 2009

CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

cockoon

noun. When a man forgoes washing his genital region. The hair coats to the penis, this creating a "cockoon." It it said to resemble an "owl pellet."

Perhaps one day a butterfly.

Tanner Smith doesn't shower. Therefore, he has a cockoon.

by Jaeger Wells May 12, 2009

cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.

"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"

by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009

cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008