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Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.
"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"
by cocksaint March 2, 2021
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Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings
Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !
by FreddieDK June 11, 2009
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cooking up

preparing for a shot of heroin
Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
{shouting}
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.
- Trainspotting (film)
by Harventh February 7, 2008
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clocking out

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"
by GoobyGoobs February 1, 2013
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cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.
by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010
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Cooking bacon

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.
by Yambalaja May 18, 2016
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cooking mama phobia

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.
The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA
by Aosjdbsab1245 December 2, 2018
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