fur coat

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.

"Man, the other day I took a fur coat and it clogged my grandmas toilet."

by aeroballs January 29, 2014

T-coat

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

red coat

Someone who works for the British holiday camp company, Butlins. Typically chavvy, slightly gay, and prone to singing and dancing. They wear red coats, obviously.

The red coats were singing Barbie Girl all night!

by Nimbuspony March 27, 2008

coat-tails

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2017

poofy coat

A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.

Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.

by jarrrod May 13, 2009

coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

Scuffle Coat

The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.

"Dude, he just slammed down his scuffle coat. Shit's about to get real!"

by Disco duck January 16, 2016