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Clinton

The 42nd president of the states, Bill Clinton was a foreign policy master. He presided over a huge economic expansion, and general good times as the telecommunication revolution and internet proliferation dominated our lives and welfare.
A Rhodes scholar and Yale lawyer, he was an unknown governor of Arkansas before becoming the first two term democrat in 48 years. He banged an intern and almost lost it all. But while defending against impeachment, and facing a civil lawsuit, he led wars in Bosnia and Somalia.
Retired to New York, his wife Hillary is a state senator, and otherwise well known by many.

BTW, his staff did not damage the White House at the end of his term. Such press releases were all later retracted (with the exception of one W key on a keyboard--but that's just Yalie fun and games).

2. Getting puntang from unpaid interns
He's like Clinton banging that 20 year old in the board room.
by Rye December 19, 2004
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Clinton

A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.
The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.
by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005
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Bill Clinton

1. The presidental version of Jiraiya.
2. The best thing to happen since JFK.
3. The predicesor of the American idiot George W. Bush.
4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman Monica Lewinsky. But I'm wearing her underwear
by Andreasantoni June 17, 2008
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Hillary Clinton

Two words Ani-Christ
Well just watch the news for 5 minutes. Youll see Hillary Clinton somewhere
by john777 May 20, 2008
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bill clinton

A shining example to men everywhere teaching us that work and play need not be separated.
dude, you should be more like bill clinton
by cd2hl April 26, 2006
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Bill Clinton

A state of being impervious to the law.
"Ha! I'm a living Bill Clinton! Your laws can't touch me!"
by Mr. Feesh May 9, 2005
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Bill Clinton Paradox

The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.

Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?

Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.

How fucking lame.

Completely not worth it.

Agreed.
by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010
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