Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

audio cockblock

When you try to play your selection of (clearly) well-chosen music at some event, yet somebody who has a collection of vapid (most likely pop) music interrupts you and their music takes precedence for whatever reason(usually because it's more popular, particularly amongst teeny-boppers or preps). The effect is more dramatized if your music was played for a few seconds before somebody stopped it.

See cockblock.

Person A: Hey, I'm going to plug in my mp3 player so we can listen to some Talib Kweli.

Person B: Nah, let's just use my iPod and play Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.

preps/teeny-boppers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Person A: Oh wow, I got audio cockblocked...

by carpediemcorpse November 13, 2009

CockBlock

To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants"

i couldnt think of 1 lol.... cockblock.

by Ryan......... February 14, 2009

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

Anti-cockblock Brigade

A Group of individuals dedicated to the extinction and eradication of cockblocking entirely.

Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"

Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"

by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009