Cinema Summary

A great guy who ensures that you dont die due to an apocalypse/monster outbreak. Also makes sure you have a damn good day.

'Hey, Cinema Summary told me to have a damn good day!'
'Same!'

by lampostt January 28, 2021

cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010

Cinema bend

When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.

Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.

by Bigdick420 April 27, 2014

cinematic yearning

The need to know what's happening in a movie before it happens

Jill: "what is happening...... I don't understand what's going on..... What is he doing....???"

Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"

by Zoeyfox November 26, 2014

cinematronic

A musical genre portmanteau (combined word) of 'Cinematic' and 'Electronic' that emphasizes cinematic sounds, chord progressions, arrangements and motifs blended with electronic and analog instrumentation. First coined by Conrad Schuman of the group Beautiful Machines to describe their sci-fi sound, with hints of synthwave, 80s and retrofuturism.

Beautiful Machines blew my mind last night with their cinematronic music!

by ConradLovesYou3 March 28, 2017

cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017

ciderize

To make alcoholic cider from base ingrediants and in the style of West England

We ciderized a bunch of apples and plums t'day!

by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017