1. a person, usually a man, so clueless about the opposite sex, that they cannot establish a romantic or sexual relationship with a member of the opposite sex, even when they have the opportunity.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
Sorry, chump. You took too long to make your move, and now Cindy is dating Farouk
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
by Isa Jones February 25, 2011
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"Damn, he really was a one pump chump... I wanted to keep going"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
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A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.
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